Which manifesto makes more sense, Ukip's or FUKP's?

Several weeks into the general election campaign and the parties have finally decided it's time to publish their manifestos.

Labour bit the bullet first on Monday, followed by the Tories and Greens yesterday, while the Lib Dems and Ukip shared their plans for the country this morning.

Also launching its manifesto today was the Free United Kingdom Party or FUKP, the party Al Murray - in the guise of his pub landlord character - is standing for against Nigel Farage in South Thanet.

The Ukip manifesto is 76 pages long; the FUKP manifesto is 35 words long. Which one do you think makes more sense?

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