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Evan Bartlett
Mar 02, 2015
When they're not busy protecting the Ukip spring conference from "Labour and the left-wing rabble" (above), everyone's least favourite group of fascists like to hold 'balls'.
In a somewhat reassuring sign for humanity, and despite the excited perma-caps-lock of the Britain First social media team, hardly anyone turned up to the latest 'Britannia Ball' at a pub in Wigan.
But they did make victory signs.
A lot of them.
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They had nibbles.
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Hang on, are those MEXICAN CRISPS?!!
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The dance floor was heaving.
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Even the police 'joined in' on the fun.
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And then everyone got medals from the Britain First grand vizier Paul Golding. Hooray for everyone.
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Britain First is holding more balls later this month. Book now to guarantee disappointment
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