There are many biscuits which make a perfect teatime snack, be it shortbread, custard creams or a good old Hobnob. But a tier list from Macmillan Cancer Support has people scratching their heads, after the charity chose to list Weetabix as a biscuit in the ‘Average Joe’ category.
In a post on Twitter on Wednesday, the organisation – who are due to hold their annual coffee morning fundraiser later this month – said that “we’ve rated the nation’s most loved biscuits, so you don’t have to”.
Then came the tier list, with some of the nation’s favourite biscuits split into four big categories: OG, first-class, Average Joe and bottom of the barrel.
Working your way down the list, chocolate fingers, shortbread, bourbons and cookies all make the top of the list.
Meanwhile fig rolls, chocolate digestives, party rings and madeleines are all first-class, apparently.
Garibaldis, Jaffa Cakes and rich teas are all dubbed ‘average joes’, as well as the controversial Weetabix.
However, it’s ginger nuts, Jammie Dodgers, custard creams and pink wafers which hit rock bottom in the ‘bottom of the barrel’ tier.
For the record, Weetabix’s official website lists the food as a cereal, but that hasn’t stopped people from asking who on earth eats them as a biscuit:
@macmillancancer The bottom row are all my favourites. And why the hell this there a weetabix there?! I need a lie down.— Jess Rushton (@Jess Rushton) 1631691917
@macmillancancer Hey @BFBSRadioHQ, I think you should ask your listeners tomorrow whether they think @weetabix belo… https://t.co/HJzuGLowih— Mercian Regiment (@Mercian Regiment) 1631712937
I just want to know who is eating weetabix like a biscuit https://t.co/XKtPAcy5ic— #EndSars 🇳🇬 (@#EndSars 🇳🇬) 1631709421
First of all Weetabix should be lower than bottom barrel, secondly put some respect on custard creams https://t.co/XKkLHv1W5R— nya💋🇨🇲 (@nya💋🇨🇲) 1631709391
Me after munching on a dry Weetabix https://t.co/EtnCMxosMf https://t.co/Ht3z3D3xdd— Tom (@Tom) 1631713856
I want to meet @macmillancancer's social media manager and shake them firmly by the hand, because the utterly insan… https://t.co/qb6Gp9oLgv— Owen Williams 🏴 (@Owen Williams 🏴) 1631710570
Oh aye cause a just fuckin love dipping Weetabix into a cuppa https://t.co/Hpjy6jU9YX— Kieran Ashton 🇧🇪🏴 (@Kieran Ashton 🇧🇪🏴) 1631716030
weetabix being ranked as a biscuit is a heinous act https://t.co/ybNeXeFd4x— alex 🇸🇳 (@alex 🇸🇳) 1631709865
@macmillancancer who’s eating dry weetabix????? own up https://t.co/xvoZR9qe4p— Van Dijk’s ting 🤚🏾 (@Van Dijk’s ting 🤚🏾) 1631710883
@macmillancancer The bottom row are all my favourites. And why the hell this there a weetabix there?! I need a lie down.— Jess Rushton (@Jess Rushton) 1631691917
Other people were just unhappy with the list as a whole:
@macmillancancer Macmillan, I love you, but you're drunk.— Sarah Kav (@Sarah Kav) 1631700107
@macmillancancer @metpoliceuk I need to report a crime— Jen (@Jen) 1631695554
@macmillancancer Erm, Macmillan... we have a few issues with this ranking! Next thing we know, you'll be telling u… https://t.co/2bRtOeO3S9— Comic Relief (@Comic Relief) 1631715581
@macmillancancer No disrespect to Macmillan but I’m a biscuit connoisseur and this is balls. Madeleine is cake and… https://t.co/M1lWrV6F7Q— D.L Marshall 🏂 🚗 ⛴ (@D.L Marshall 🏂 🚗 ⛴) 1631715379
@macmillancancer This has given me a headache its insanity I need to have a lie down...insanity I tells ya— 🦋Beverley Butterfly🦋 (@🦋Beverley Butterfly🦋) 1631713923
And then, of course, the biscuit - or not-quite-biscuit - brands themselves got involved:
@macmillancancer We can only assume Hobnobs are on the celestial tier above OG? 😉— McVitie's (@McVitie's) 1631712347
@macmillancancer Biscuits? Average Joe? How very dare you.— Jaffa Cakes (@Jaffa Cakes) 1631711796
Weetabix themselves, however, are yet to respond to their placement on the list.
Hopefully it doesn’t end in tiers.