‘Unsolicited d*ck pic’ is the best new fancy dress costume

Let’s face it – thinking up new fancy dress costumes is not easy.

Especially when your friends hit the mid-twenties point and insist on every celebration being fancy dress-themed because they ARE.NEVER.GETTING.OLD.

Only Madonna could possibly know the effort of having to reinvent yourself so often.

But don’t fear – your next costume is sorted. Have you ever thought of going as an unsolicited d*ck pic? It’s a real thing, according to Twitter user Clementine Ford, who shared a photo of her genius friend Amy, wearing just that.

Down to the suede skirt and pink socks - this outfit is impressively well thought out.

The internet has, understandably, been very excited about the costume.

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