There's a Cereal Killer cafe cook book, and it's as bad as it sounds

We're sorry to have to bring you the news that the twin brothers behind Shoreditch's infamous cereal cafe have just released a cook book.

Apart from the instruction to add milk to it, the book contains several other, umm, interesting options you never knew you needed when it comes to cereal.

Frosties mojito, anyone? Sausage-stuffed Shredded Wheat?

Nah. Us neither.

The book's blurb says it's "Resplendent with 1980’s and early 90’s pop culture references, photos and comic-strip illustrations" and even comes with cut-out moustaches so you can emulate Gary and Alan at home.

Apparently it's not short on hangover and masturbation jokes, either, so maybe not one for the little one's Christmas stocking.

The Cereal Killer Cafe Cookbook is out October 22 and costs £12.99 - or about three bowls of cereal if you visited the cafe.

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