The World Health Organisation says bacon is carcinogenic and right-wingers think it's a Muslim conspiracy

The world was rocked by news on Monday that the World Health Organisation declaring bacon, sausages and other processed meats cause cancer.

While some hinted at underhand influence from the "Quorn lobby", others on the far-right appear convinced that the WHO announcement is part of a Muslim/Islam/Halal/Sharia conspiracy.

Er, right...

At least one person called it though:

HT Gerald Mellor

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