The 10 best uniquely British insults

"Oh my god, say something British" is a dreaded phrase among for Brits abroad, but now we can help you fulfill the native's request, and express your true feelings with these insults unique (as far as we can tell) to the United Kingdom.

Vote for your favourite insult from our selection of the 10 below.

Got a favourite that's not on the list? Comment below.

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