So, peaches in panties are apparently a thing now

Today in things people actually thought to anthropomorphise, we'd like to introduce peaches in panties.

Photos of fruit clad in miniature underwear have been spreading on Chinese social media - and according to China's People's Daily, someone has actually patented the idea (presumably because several manufacturers were clamouring to make them).

Sina English reports the peaches are the brainchild of one Mr Yao, the owner of 'Fruit Hunters' in Nanjing, Jiangsu. “My employees dress up for each peach by hand,” he told them.

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