Pumpkin spice condoms don't exist, sadly pumpkin spice houmous does

As Halloween approaches and Starbucks’ tills ring off the hook with sales of their Pumpkin Spice Latte, there is now an emergence of all things pumpkin spice.

That includes chewing gum, Oreo cookies and now… houmous.

Cedar’s limited edition pumpkin spice houmous is described by the firm as thus: "With the recent fame Pumpkin Spice has enjoyed during the Autumn season, our family couldn’t resist adding it into our original blend of houmous. We ended up falling in love with the world’s first Pumpkin Spice houmous."

World’s first. Probably for a reason.

While everything is quite literally turning into a pumpkin at the stroke of midnight, Durex condoms – despite the rumours – are not.

What a time to be alive.