A Pete Davidson dildo exists that ‘gyrates’ when he appears on screen

Dating Pete Davidson has come to be a Hollywood rite of passage – and he has since become the centre of a random international infatuation.

Well now, thanks(?) to adult entertainment website CamSoda, they will be releasing a sex toy inspired by the 27-year-old comedian, adorned with colourful tats.

Cue... The Davidson dildo – which “will help girls get off to the latest and greatest (and supposedly biggest, wink wink) celebrity heartthrob.” CamSoda’s words, not ours.

“Pete doesn’t have to be locked down with just Kim. We can all share a piece of the SNL stud and get to know him more intimately,” CamSoda Vice President Daryn Parker eloquently added.

Just as you thought it couldn’t get any more bizarre, the phallic prosthetic apparently offers synchronized sessions with Saturday Night Live. When Pete makes an appearance on the NBC comedy show, the sex toy will start “gyrating accordingly.”

“As Pete graces people’s television screens on Saturday Night Live - and is permanently plastered across their timelines on Instagram with girls fawning over him - they can sync their smart dildos (aka teledildonics) to his appearances on SNL,” they added.

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From Kate Beckinsale, Maid star Margaret Qualley, Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor, model Kaia Gerber and most recently Kim Kardashian, Pete has been linked to many A-listers over the years.

He was famously engaged to Ariana Grande for a few months back in 2018 – who could have been responsible for fuelling a few rumours about his manhood.

On Twitter, Ariana responded to a fan who asked her how “long” Pete Davidson was, in reference to a song interlude.

“Like 10 inches? … oh f*** … I mean … like a lil over a minute,” she replied in a now-deleted reply.

Pete later addressed the comments during a stand-up set. “I don’t like that she talked all that s*** for my penis,” he said. “Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my d**k for the rest of my life is disappointed,” he joked.