Man with ‘world’s largest penis’ uses cucumber to illustrate the size of his large appendage

The man with the world’s largest penis is back – and this time, he has taken to Instagram with a visual we didn’t ask for... using a cucumber to illustrate the size of his large appendage.

Jonah Falcon from New York claims to have the world’s largest penis, at 13.5 inches when erect. For more than twenty years, he’s been the unofficial holder of the title.

In an Instagram post, he held an oversized cucumber and captioned it with very few yet grossly vivid words: “Am a little longer and much, much thicker”.

While I’m sure many men wouldn’t mind having his claim to fame, Falcon revealed to Men’s Health that there’s more to it than meets the eye.

“Preconceptions. For some reason, having 13-plus inches means I’m a bad person, or I’m egotistic, or I’m a porn star, or I’m dumb, or I’m a slut.

“Also, I’m sick and tired of having people wanting me to measure it in front of them. I’ve done it 10,000 times—enough already!”

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He has also revealed to The Sun that he had bedded some A-lister stars “which [he] can’t talk about.”

“I can’t even say if it was men or women - it’s a very limited list, so I don’t want to narrow it down too far. It wasn’t Meryl Streep - I’ll just leave it at that.”

According to the NHS, the average erect penis size “varies from around 13cm to 18cm (5in to 7in).” And no, you cannot make your penis larger or smaller with exercises or medication.

A study by Professor Kevan Wylie revealed that 45% of men would like a larger penis. Whereas a “much higher percentage of women (85%) were satisfied with their partner’s penis size.”