Man describes car as ‘fanny magnet’ in the worst Gumtree ad of all time

When it comes to selling a car, it's pretty important that you manage to write a listing that shows off all the great things about the vehicle.

But one Gumtree seller called Brett had other ideas when trying to get rid of his Rover Metro.

In what could quite possibly be the most offensive car ad ever, Brett describes the car as a "fanny magnet", as well as likening his little blue vehicle to "lad's genitals".

Brett declared the car had originally been owned by 'Doris, leader of the Blue Rinse Brigade' before it became a 'fanny magnet' under new ownership.

Stop the planet we want to get off.

If you can live with yourself after reading it, here's the whole listing.