Man wakes up to find stranger sucking on his toes

A man woke up to find a stranger sucking his toes and when he asked him why he was in his house he said "to suck toes".

At least he's honest?

It's the latest misadventure of Florida Man: waking up on Christmas Eve to the genuinely horrifying sight of a complete stranger sucking his toes.

The stranger was armed and also tried to fondle him, the sleeping man told Bradenton police.

When he asked him what was going on, the stranger replied that he was there "to suck toes".

The rudely-awoken man then fought with the assailant who broke a window and smashed up his car windshield as he fled.

Police have made no arrests, according to local news reports.

But that guy is definitely scarred for life. Worst Christmas ever.

HT WSCOTV

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