7 jokes only filthy minded people will get

Obviously, this is NSFW content of a sexual nature.

Smut, you say?

We're here to help, enjoy these jokes for dirty minds.

Dirty jokes are much, much, more than saying the word 'c*ck' a lot.

Much in the way the best horror films let your imagination do the work of making a monster scary, the best dirty jokes are the ones that prey on your own filthy mind.

Scouring the web for degradation, indy100 has found our favourite jokes.

We hope you enjoy them:

1. Ever had sex while camping?

It's f*cking in tents.

2. A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks if they sell extra large condoms.

The chemist replies

Yes. Would you like to buy some?

The woman shakes her head.

No, but do you mind if I wait around here until somebody does?

3. Why did the bald man have his hand down his pants?

So he could run his fingers through his hair.

4. What do you call a chocolate orgasm?

A cocoanut.

5. My boyfriend asked me if I wanted a threesome which of his friends I'd choose.

I shouldn't have named two.

6. If you want a naughty Hallowe'en costume come as a professsor.

They rarely cover anything important.

7. A man walks into a bar, and ask the bartender for a double entendre.

So she gave it to him.

HT Hexjam, Jokes4Us, reddit

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