Warning: Your blood pressure may increase in the course of reading this article.
1. Lesson number one in how to please your man: make good coffee.
2. Seriously.
3. Stay thin with cigarettes...
4. While taking vitamins to avoid a wasting disease.
5. Always be on the lookout for industrious ways to keep their beer warm.
6. As well as fresh outfits.
7. Finally, keep it clean.
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8. As for gentlemen, ladies love a man who smells good... and is a serial killer.
9. Accessories are important...
10. As are shoes.
11. Keep her in mind when buying a car.
12. Make her feel comfortable at home...
13. And in the workplace.
14. Finally, and this is the most important thing: treat her well.