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Kate Plummer
Jul 20, 2021
Love Island
ITV2
Love Island 2021 is in full flow.
After a clunky couple of weeks in which the islanders exchanged small talk about their ‘types on paper’ and professions, the series is picking up nicely now that the contestants have known each other long enough to: a) feel comfortable being rude about one another and b) feel completely bored and sick of each others’ company.
We’ve seen couples break up and people steal partners. We’ve seen tears, tantrums, dumpings and chaos. We’ve seen people leave the island to appear on Good Morning Britain to talk about the island, and a number of bombshells walk into the villa to stir things up. The Good Stuff.
This is leading some people to question what it would be like if they too were on Love Island, and many to conclude that it would be a complete disaster, writing lists to explain just why.
Some people said the emotions of the villa would get too much for them:
Reasons i couldn't go on love island https://t.co/y7njcA6yuQ— Tesco trolley in Dunnes carpark (@Tesco trolley in Dunnes carpark) 1626740200
Others would miss being able to use social media:
reasons i couldn’t go on #LoveIsland https://t.co/nump955nAb— tay ♡ (@tay ♡) 1626530555
Reasons I couldn't go on Love Island: - Mary wouldn't let me. - Short and just generally below-average looking. -… https://t.co/U7IULZEoYQ— Michaelmas (@Michaelmas) 1626705962
Some said they would have issues with the catering:
reasons why i couldn’t go on love island: 1) if guys kept bringing me iced coffees like that i would be bloated af… https://t.co/M61wGjDSPH— kizzy (@kizzy) 1626728523
Ok I’ve been seeing so many of these and wanted to make my own list of reasons why I couldn’t go on love island https://t.co/CNjxUfL0iQ— 🦭 (@🦭) 1626622953
Reasons I couldn't go on Love Island (a few of many): - I wake up to wee in the night 4-5 times - looks like they… https://t.co/AU3R6H5Szw— pdelicious © (@pdelicious ©) 1626691126
And others thought the beauty regimes needed to sit in a bikini all day to chat to men would be simply too much:
by popular demand here is my list of reasons I couldn't go on love island https://t.co/rcuWsBGFPl https://t.co/QcZlJ3IsVR— ☆ emilia ☆ (@☆ emilia ☆) 1626545848
I too have made a reasons I couldn’t go on love island list also the main factor is probably the fact I’ve never ev… https://t.co/uIdrskeSbt— chlod (the female boss) (@chlod (the female boss)) 1626546399
:) https://t.co/XCrfQH7t7D— bex (@bex) 1626681004
Some thought they’d find the ‘challenges’ islanders are forced to do highly embarrassing:
Reasons I couldn’t go on love island -I don’t like activities -have dark intrusive thoughts about putting my han… https://t.co/1uTM1Tfc2r— joe (@joe) 1626551288
Reason 1749 I couldn't go on love island: you would not catch me dead doing these soft porn dance challenges— leah (@leah) 1626641237
And others revealed a fear of men in white skinny jeans - a staple of a Love Islander’s wardrobe:
reasons why i couldn’t go on love island: 1) i don’t want to have sex with men that wear skinny jeans— lucinda🪐 (@lucinda🪐) 1626726556
reasons why i couldn’t go on love island: 1. i can’t socialise sober 2. one rejection and i drown myself in the poo… https://t.co/ctrb2R0tnX— S ❦ (@S ❦) 1626605603
In short, there are many, many reasons why going on Love Island would be absolute hell for many people:
reasons i couldn’t go on love island ☀️🌴 https://t.co/bdxiiHNcZp— carina 🍉🌻🥝 (@carina 🍉🌻🥝) 1626646164
We couldn’t agree more.
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