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Leeds United footballer Adryan Oliveira Tavares was brutally shot by a sniper in their game... oh no, wait, he was gently brushed on the toe by an opponent in their game against Derby County.
It wasn't so much the Brazilian's initial fall that was so disappointing, more his re-enactment of an Olympic high diver and subsequent flailing around the floor like a fish out of water...
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