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Jermain Defoe now plays football in Canada. Canada is yet to witness the delights of Devonshire custard. Jermain Defoe really misses custard.
Following an interview in the Sun, in which it was revealed the ex-England forward really misses custard, one notable custard company has sent him a truckload of custard - even with a Jermain-branded custard tin. Custard.
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