We took body parts from nine footballers gracing the World Cup to make the perfect player, but in the process we created a bit of a monster.
Hair: David Luiz (Brazil)
Brain: Xavi (Spain)
Face: Olivier Giroud (France)
Beard: Andrea Pirlo (Italy)
Torso: Yaya Toure (Ivory Coast)
Right arm: Thibaut Courtois (Belgium)
Left arm: Manuel Neuer (Germany)
Right leg: Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)
Left leg: Lionel Messi (Argentina)
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