Hang on, why does Cristiano Ronaldo look so tall in this picture?

That's right, he's standing on tiptoes. Usually such a bastion of modesty, Cristiano just couldn't bear anyone else in the Real Madrid line-up looking taller than him.

Such braggadocio would usually be inexcusable, but Ronaldo did go on to score two goals and win the Super Cup for Madrid.

Ok, it still is a bit inexcusable.

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