1. How to have fun at Glastonbury
2. How you'll spend your time there
3. Your journey of enthusiasm at Glastonbury
4. The peculiar relationship between cows and rumours of a surprise David Bowie appearance
5. Dietary habits at the festival
6. A brief history of stone circles
7. The Glastonbury guide to not caring
8. The obligatory Glastonbury/World Cup/Wimbledon Venn diagram