Narjas Zatat
Apr 15, 2019
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Whether or not you’re a Game of Thrones fan, you’ll have almost certainly come across some kind of GoT post/tweet/Facebook post/video relating to the show.
After all, the eighth and final season, comprising of six hour-and-a-half long episodes, has returned to our TV screens.
The ever present question remains: Who will win the Iron Throne?
Well, this is where the funny team over at The Warp Zone comes in.
They created a YouTube video called, If the "Game of Thrones" Song Had Lyrics.
Yes that’s right.
With a few, out-of-context spoilers (so those late to the party can still watch the song with their innocence relatively intact) the song makes a strong argument for the White Walkers to ultimately win the Game of Thrones.
The song begins: "Welcome to a land called Westeros; Land of scenic vistas, lofty castles, lots of murdering."
They continue: “Where the one per cent play the Game of Thrones. Humans from all corners are at war… wolf folk, dragon mama, smooching siblings, and some d**kless dudes”.
Well.
Their eerily accurate commentary extended to who they think ought to take the throne:
Seems their main objective isn’t killing but converting and you might say they’re ‘adopting’ twonies babies and a dragon into their inclusive family that does everything together and it feels like everybody’s super chilled with this arrangement.
How can incest-having-children-killing-perverts have good polices?
They concluded:
Root for team White Walker, bro.
You can watch the entire clip, below:
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