12 signs Apple's announcement is Illuminati

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This article seems silly, but it makes a good point.

Unless it somehow wasn't already clear, Apple is widely expected to unveil the iPhone 6 and the long-rumoured iWatch at the September 9 event, at the Performing Arts in Cupertino, California (Apple's backyard).

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