This Friday, the UK government wants every schoolchild to sing a song called “Strong Britain” as part of celebrations for ‘One Britain One Nation’ (OBON) day.
According to a tweet from the Department of Education, the day is for children to learn about “shared values of tolerance, kindness, pride and respect.”
We're encouraging schools across the UK to celebrate One Britain One Nation Day on 25 June, when children can learn… https://t.co/zUHcjovkFm— Department for Education (@Department for Education) 1624287713
The campaign, led by former policeman Kash Singh, says on its webpage that it needs the support of schools to “celebrate the day in the spirit it is intended”.
To push the message, some schoolchildren wrote a song, and politicians want kids to sing it on that day to mark the occasion.
The department said schools should encourage children to clap for a minute to “pay tribute to all those people who helped during the Covid 19 pandemic crisis” and sing the OBON Day 2021 anthem.
Frankly, it’s all a bit bizarre. Here’s a taster of the tune:
It led some people to ask how long it took to come up with the song, given it’s pretty lyrically limited.
@PoliticsForAlI how long u think it took them to come up with that— Jack Wareham (@Jack Wareham) 1624381910
Quite fitting that it’s talking about how great we are whilst being absolute dog shit https://t.co/bxs6il71N5— James Felton (@James Felton) 1624386928
This sounds like whoever wrote it forgot they had to write it and made it up on the spot. https://t.co/PwTtlRkYat— Michael Fry (@Michael Fry) 1624393221
We don’t want to knock it too much, as it was written by schoolchildren in Bradford. But, presumably, it was all approved by real adults in Whitehall.
Some people pointed out that a song about unity appeared to slightly neglect some of the countries that make up Great Britain: “The fact that you aren’t even aware that most schools in Scotland will have started their summer holidays by then speaks volumes about what this govt actually thinks about the nations of the UK,” one person said.
Others said that many other countries have similar values of “unity”, and were puzzled why the UK government found the idea so remarkable that it deserved its own song.
Errr... most kids in Scotland will have already started their summer holidays by then 🤨 https://t.co/30H7P6qdjN— Pippa Crerar (@Pippa Crerar) 1624385573
Scotland, Wales & NI have devolved education systems. Keep up. https://t.co/BsmkMQmZC5— John Harris (@John Harris) 1624429634
Meanwhile, there were some who said that the values pushed weren’t reflected by some members of the UK government: “You might like to run that whole tolerance, kindness, respect thing past Patel , and the rest of them as they seem to have missed the email… FYI We are not North Korea,” someone said.
@educationgovuk @1Britain1Nation You might like to run that whole tolerance, kindness, respect thing past Patel, Ha… https://t.co/y7mHXV5sCb— Fiftysomething Gardener 💙 (@Fiftysomething Gardener 💙) 1624392726
And to be honest, the North Korea comparison was a bit of a running theme in responses:
Saw North Korea trending, which by itself can be anxiety inducing. Then saw that it was our new song for children… https://t.co/cp2IQ5h7Q3— Peter J. Thomas (@Peter J. Thomas) 1624393967
Trending at No.5 North Korea No.9 Hitler Youth No.10, 12, 14 Strong Britain, One Britain, OBON No.15 Tomorrow Bel… https://t.co/Aoz630ptUS— Milly gilbert (@Milly gilbert) 1624388984
Welp. Well, the UK went full North Korea rather quickly with "Strong Britain, Great Nation". I can't believe any s… https://t.co/JlpyR5rReJ— Jeffrey Driver 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️🌈 (@Jeffrey Driver 🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️🌈) 1624397478
The Tories are turning us into North Korea. Next it will be ‘Hail Our Heroic Leader Boris’ 🤯😡😡😡 - UK government wan… https://t.co/65nN4S1KlQ— Kevin Pascoe #PoliticsOfFairness (@Kevin Pascoe #PoliticsOfFairness) 1624374801
Er...yeah, no thanks. We are Britain. We don’t get our children to sing Government sponsored songs. We’re not North… https://t.co/Tmy54uMWTU— (((Dan Hodges))) (@(((Dan Hodges)))) 1624388177
Others disagreed, saying those who objected to the song were haters:
I see the UK haters are getting all wound up because of a song promoting equality & diversity with words like stron… https://t.co/3FzYDi89SG— Blue Fox 🏳️🌈🇬🇧 (@Blue Fox 🏳️🌈🇬🇧) 1624397034
Some did feel that the stronger comparisons to North Korea and the Hitler Youth were a little overboard and insensitive:
If you’re comparing this to THE HITLER YOUTH then you are nothing more than an utter moron. Do some fucking researc… https://t.co/gyl2RWxqL7— Tracy-Ann Oberman (@Tracy-Ann Oberman) 1624397271
The full lyrics can be found here, so make up your own mind.
The full lyrics to Strong Britain, Great Nation. When did we become North Korea? https://t.co/msG2K3gHFk— Khurram Farooq (@Khurram Farooq) 1624385891
However, the overwhelming consensus was the song and the entire idea was bad, even from people who usually support the government.
Oh. My. God. Everyone has lost their effing minds. https://t.co/63u5iZUz1i— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@Julia Hartley-Brewer) 1624387106
Can we just start this country again? https://t.co/OhvthEKqQP— Liam Thorp (@Liam Thorp) 1624388557
"STRONG BRITAIN GREAT NATION!" "Leave it for the karaoke Fwank, yer makin a tit of yerself again" https://t.co/Uu22aRGaPM— Pete 🤬 (@Pete 🤬) 1624385059
I am assuming ‘strong Britain great nation’ is sung to the tune of ‘soft kitty warm kitty’ from Big Bang Theory?— Adrian Tchaikovsky (@Adrian Tchaikovsky) 1624396453
Hi @Twitter you appear to have accidentally verified a parody account https://t.co/BpMO3oU4CH— Leo Mikłasz (@Leo Mikłasz) 1624366000
Fun fact: If you play "Strong Britain, Great Nation" backwards you can hear Enoch Powell cackling.— Elinor Elliot (@Elinor Elliot) 1624393060
Making young children chant "Strong Britain, Great Nation" over and over again is not what great, strong, stable, o… https://t.co/Rp7ITU7eYP— Julien Hoez (@Julien Hoez) 1624392420
Even Tory MP Caroline Nokes admitted that she wished she could unhear the song.
I can’t unhear this (however fervently I wish I could) https://t.co/vste0SdBRW— Caroline Nokes MP (@Caroline Nokes MP) 1624391123
It remains to be seen whether any schools in the UK will actually adopt this and force it upon their pupils but the campaign does have some notable backers, including Joanna Lumley and secretary of state for Northern Ireland, Brandon Lewis.