It’s almost never a quiet week when it comes to the Conservative Party but last week, which coincided with the Tories national conference in Manchester, proved rife for facepalming.
It was a week that saw increasing concerns over food, fuel and driver shortages, and the Tories take the controversial move to scrap the £20 uplift in Universal Credit.
Then there was the icing on an already terrible cake: it was the week of the Conservative Party Conference.
We wish we didn’t have to, but here are 15 times Conservative MPs really got it wrong over the past seven days.
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1. Culture secretary Nadine Dorries said “no one” would be pushed into poverty by the Universal Credit cut
In a brief chat with journalist Owen Jones at the party conference, Dorries also said that the government was “giving people a step out”.
The Joseph Rowntree Foundation, however, estimate that the £20-a-week cut risks 500,000 people falling into poverty.
I don't think this is an evidence-based assessment https://t.co/UNM4f279gH— Liam Thorp (@Liam Thorp) 1633624737
Those who say Universal Credit cut will plunge thousands more into poverty: Resolution Foundation Legatum Institut… https://t.co/Tc9vlbnZ7A— Will Thorpe (@Will Thorpe) 1633627962
@Independent She says some silly stuff.— Deborah Meaden 💙 (@Deborah Meaden 💙) 1633623755
2. A “desperately difficult” £82,000 salary
In an interview with The New Statesman, Sir Peter Bottomley, the Father of the House of Commons, said the salary for MPs is “grim” and should be the same as a GP’s.
Oh to experience the grim reality of living on just £82,000 a year https://t.co/zryEVvzoPo— James Felton (@James Felton) 1633536590
Hello I would like to experience this grim reality please https://t.co/q6pflKrKW5— Rosie Holt (@Rosie Holt) 1633538208
if you donate just a few pounds a month to our new charity, MPs in Need, you can help Sir Peter Bottomley escape th… https://t.co/24NHmRalo4— Toby Earle (@Toby Earle) 1633538709
If he wants a GP's pay, I want him/all MPs to do a 5 yr qualification & three yrs speciality training - like GPs.… https://t.co/jdlsCnP7uS— Brian Moore (@Brian Moore) 1633533364
Fucking retrain as an HGV driver then https://t.co/t4R8T3wDkc— Mitch Benn 🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@Mitch Benn 🇬🇧🇪🇺) 1633537952
3. Sunak’s ‘OCD’ dishwasher habits
The chancellor of the exchequer told the Daily Mail that he has a “very OCD approach to dishwashers” – comments which angered those who suffer from the debilitating mental health condition.
I've written something about Rishi Sunak's problematic use of the term 'OCD' 'If Rishi had said, "I have to stack… https://t.co/R5bVSGxUNK— Jess Austin (@Jess Austin) 1633696972
@jamesjammcmahon @RishiSunak This kind of careless language is so harmful. As someone with a close family member wh… https://t.co/qlatxjb1IN— lulah ellender (@lulah ellender) 1633700265
@jamesjammcmahon @RishiSunak When people say they are OCD about a tidy desk at work. No that's just being tidy and… https://t.co/jnFeHBOkUJ— James (Jim) Auton (@James (Jim) Auton) 1633739825
@RishiSunak OCD is not a synonym for ‘fussy’ or ‘particular’. It is a serious condition that destroys lives. We wi… https://t.co/vOOCSCcGPN— Catherine Judah (@Catherine Judah) 1633371125
4. Thérèse Coffey having ‘the time of her life’
The work and pensions secretary was filmed singing to the Dirty Dancing track during a karaoke event at the party conference, on the eve of the cut to Universal Credit taking effect.
Therese Coffey, Work and Pensions Secretary at a #torybrexit UKIP conference karaoke singing ‘the time of my life’… https://t.co/eO4uU2uaPq— Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🕷🇪🇺🇬🇧🏴☠️🦠💙 (@Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🕷🇪🇺🇬🇧🏴☠️🦠💙) 1633530314
Imagine Being a Tory. At conference. You’ve fucked the country. Fucked poor and disabled people. Up there, danci… https://t.co/ysw5ZpDCji— John Niven HQ (@John Niven HQ) 1633559984
These people sing like they govern. https://t.co/l9CWWpOntW— Otto English (@Otto English) 1633557124
Tories having the time of their lives forcing more people into poverty https://t.co/UGUX6NRORc— Sinéad Ennis (@Sinéad Ennis) 1633547320
As children starve and the country turns to utter despotic knee jerk misery here we the tories reminding everyone t… https://t.co/eYnZvFgTRf— Gemma xmas Kennedy 🧑🎄🎄- natural born worrier (@Gemma xmas Kennedy 🧑🎄🎄- natural born worrier) 1633544396
5. Dominic Raab not knowing what ‘misogyny’ means
The former foreign secretary, demoted to justice secretary in Boris Johnson’s recent reshuffle, told BBC Breakfast that “insults and misogyny” are “absolutely wrong”, whether it’s “a man against a woman, or a woman against a man” – the latter actually being known as ‘misandry’.
“Misogyny is absolutely wrong, whether it’s a man against a woman, or a woman against a man” https://t.co/fTmPWkb9VU— James Felton (@James Felton) 1633503708
Dominic Raab on BBC Breakfast this morning: ‘Misogyny is absolutely wrong, whether it’s a man against a woman, or a… https://t.co/JjfhYD4A38— Anna Mazzola (@Anna Mazzola) 1633508716
What this situation really needs is Dominic Raab suggesting that "woman against a man" "misogyny" is a real problem. https://t.co/ijra9Y9ipk— Jo Maugham (@Jo Maugham) 1633506857
Dominic Raab, the Justice Secretary, does not even understand what misogyny is. How can we trust this Tory Govern… https://t.co/VXI4IgeUr1— Taiwo Owatemi MP (@Taiwo Owatemi MP) 1633513712
Dominic Raab being as thick as left-out mince is OF COURSE no surprise. But we can’t just roll our eyes at the Actu… https://t.co/YglyCb7as5— Terri White (@Terri White) 1633513483
If you ever think you’re unqualified for a job just remember that Britain’s Justice Secretary can get away with not… https://t.co/DW1HpfJglK— Diyora Shadijanova (Диёра Шадижанова) 🇺🇿🇹🇯 (@Diyora Shadijanova (Диёра Шадижанова) 🇺🇿🇹🇯) 1633510810
6. Sir Iain Duncan Smith calling for people to return to the office because they kept going “in the 1940s”
The ex-work and pensions secretary wrote in the Daily Mail that “instead of rising to the challenge” of Covid like those in the Second World War would have done, people have “thrown their hands up in despair”.
[wearily fetches megaphone] THE HOME WIFI CAPABILITIES WERE FAIRLY FUCKING BASIC DURING THE NON-CONTAGIOUS BLITZ https://t.co/BKb5QpNRQ9— James Felton (@James Felton) 1633853091
My Grandma used to say they’d no alternative when the zoom link went down. On with the trilby and out Grandpa went. https://t.co/CfVSuJLuOR— JOHN NICOLSON M.P. (@JOHN NICOLSON M.P.) 1633859457
Another stupid WW2 analogy form the right wing IDS. Was the Blitz contagious? https://t.co/xoMtpbnUzU— Brian Moore (@Brian Moore) 1633821058
Given that three times as many people have died of Covid 19 in the UK than died in all bombing in WW2, I'm wonderin… https://t.co/xmH4ua9iwN— Otto English (@Otto English) 1633855237
People during the Blitz: “I hope politicians in the future use this experience to try to shame our descendants into… https://t.co/wGLxMwfrTA— Matt Green (@Matt Green) 1633857185
once more for those at the back THE BLITZ WASN'T INFECTIOUS https://t.co/SfhMg3YrCq— Tom Davidson (@Tom Davidson) 1633820925
7. Sajid Javid telling the public to “turn to family first” for social care support
The health secretary’s remarks at Conservative Party Conference angered Twitter users, amid an ongoing debate about the funding of social care support.
And what do you actually mean by this @sajidjavid? That women’s unpaid labour should be relied upon to uphold the s… https://t.co/M0EqsQ9RBB— Women's Equality Party (@Women's Equality Party) 1633504934
'Healthcare begins at home' and 'people should turn to family before the NHS' says Sajid Javid. Well, I learnt ho… https://t.co/lhRw7HgaUn— Robert Bob 3.5% #FBPE #RejoinEU. #FBPA (@Robert Bob 3.5% #FBPE #RejoinEU. #FBPA) 1633451592
Good morning to everyone who already is caring for their own family & is near the end of their tether & just needs… https://t.co/4MwJUeIqxw— gabyhinsliff (@gabyhinsliff) 1633511741
Sajid Javid’s speech on #SocialCare was a shit-show! The big plan’s: family first then community. So who’s going to… https://t.co/vWraZWcFmi— Touretteshero (@Touretteshero) 1633506726
Sajid Javid says health and social care ‘begins at home’ and people should turn to family before NHS He's not thought this through has he?— sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS (@sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS) 1633528360
8. Michael ‘Jon Bon Govey’ Gove
Boris Johnson made the remarks about the new secretary of state for levelling up, housing and communities during his party conference speech, in reference to the MP being captured busting some moves on dance floors across the country.
Another joke as Johnson refers to "Jon Bon Govey" who he says was one of the "top government operatives" sent to go… https://t.co/SsvSP1nrnm— Jane Merrick (@Jane Merrick) 1633516539
Johnson leading the audience in a cheer for “Jon Bon Govey” - joking they sent him out to a sweaty “boite de nuit”… https://t.co/0LlYG65RGe— Heather Stewart (@Heather Stewart) 1633516567
The PM jokes that he sent cabinet ministers to nightclubs to show they were safe Telling the conference hall: “Le… https://t.co/dJkoFtCdr5— Evening Standard (@Evening Standard) 1633516600
Boris Johnson addressing a packed hall at Tory conference. Quickly pays tribute to Michael Gove’s dancing - ‘Jon Bo… https://t.co/o5CLt34IOt— Alexandra Rogers (@Alexandra Rogers) 1633516485
9. Build Back Batter, Bitter and Butter
In a series of short videos posted to social media, the prime minister made a series of “bizarre” puns on his party’s slogan.
So last night Boris Johnson tweeted a video of him unwrapping a fish supper saying build back batter. And this morn… https://t.co/TL1oPZPEi7— Mhairi Hunter (@Mhairi Hunter) 1633415558
Whoever got paid to come up with the “ Build back .. Bitter, Batter & Butter “ vids for the PM. You’re absolutely… https://t.co/HeREVfcWj6— Adam Brooks (@Adam Brooks) 1633417883
r u telling me that gordon brown saved the world economy and now we have a guy that says “build back butter”?? be… https://t.co/c2iMohYV0h— Char (@Char) 1633714059
We’re a nation of masochists, it’s the only explanation https://t.co/TAcNNZ4VlN— Hannah Rose Woods (@Hannah Rose Woods) 1633378446
10. People need to “get off their Pelotons”
Oliver Dowden, the Conservative Party chairman, insulted civil servants by saying that they needed to “get off their Pelotons and back to their desks”.
Food £200 Data £150 Rent £700 Peloton £2,000 Utilities £150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budge… https://t.co/TwESSGAhbG— Rey Morfin (@Rey Morfin) 1633450269
Fun fact: most civil servants don't earn enough to afford a peloton https://t.co/cvtNpxyRkV— kris (@kris) 1633444709
I don’t think I know many actual civil servants who could afford a peloton. And those who can have long since retur… https://t.co/GWhJSKTBAM— Mikey Smith (@Mikey Smith) 1633442720
@ChrisMasonBBC I can assure him,us Civil Servants not had any time to sit on anything apart from our office chairs… https://t.co/CqiMJfs0Eg— marni russell (@marni russell) 1633447173
11. ‘Woke-ing’ from home
Jake Berry, former Northern Powerhouse minister, commented on people returning to work and said: “We have to end the civil service ‘woke-ing’ from home. Sorry, I mean ‘working’ from home, but let’s be honest, it often is woke-ing.”
Like working from home, but WOKE-ING from home. Geddit? No, me neither. https://t.co/M9LAUpyodt— Sharon O'Dea (@Sharon O'Dea) 1633344884
Someone’s trying to get into the @DailyMirror’s ‘joke of the day.’ Sorry Jake. I know it’s early in the day, but i… https://t.co/2HOSBHVh5Q— Mikey Smith (@Mikey Smith) 1633344891
This the funniest joke anyone has ever made. Nice one, Jake. https://t.co/XFlGo29D7k— PoliticsJOE (@PoliticsJOE) 1633345024
I’ve thought about this for around ten minutes and I genuinely don’t get what it’s supposed to mean. https://t.co/UZZgBACdjb— Peter Walker (@Peter Walker) 1633345386
I’ve always thought my tiny desk in the corner of the living room under the mouldy bit of the ceiling had a quality… https://t.co/a33vSJGsfo— Jennifer Williams (@Jennifer Williams) 1633345968
12. Office gossip
Sticking with the whole working from home thing, Boris Johnson said this week that people should go back to the office or risk their colleagues gossiping about them.
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is being forced to return to the office for… https://t.co/72zLkPDViE— Rob Briner (@Rob Briner) 1633453972
Government: We are going to make flexible working easier for everyone. Days later… Boris: Get back to the office… https://t.co/xS8h4sCjfC— Sue (@Sue) 1633442216
@AvaSantina @LBC Huge incentive to not go back to work— Graham Lovelace (@Graham Lovelace) 1633418675
@AvaSantina @LBC He has first-hand experience of said gossip!— Benedict (@Benedict) 1633417527
13. Nadine Dorries, who used to employ her daughters, slammed the BBC for ‘nepotism’
Speaking at party conference, she said: “We’re having a discussion about how the BBC can become more representative of the people who pay the licence fee, and how it can be more accessible to people from all backgrounds, not just people whose mum and dad worked there.”
.@NadineDorries hired her daughters and paid their £80k salary using taxpayers money (And in 7 years I didn’t kno… https://t.co/PuDDvUADBX— Julia Macfarlane 🏴🇮🇩 (@Julia Macfarlane 🏴🇮🇩) 1633420476
Gosh this is awkward https://t.co/Z5unRLp3cW— Sam Bright (@Sam Bright) 1633384695
This is the Nadine Dorries who in 2013 employed two of her daughters as staff in her parliamentary office at a cost… https://t.co/dL6lGQ1VWz— Andy Saunders (@Andy Saunders) 1633420189
14. He’s behind you!
Like something fresh out of a pantomime, Kit Malthouse told Good Morning Britain during an interview in Manchester that he has “no idea where [the prime minister] is” in the conference centre, only for the camera to pan around to show the Tory leader just metres away.
@GMB Pantomime Season gets earlier and earlier every year. "HE'S BEHIND YOU"— Tony P-K (@Tony P-K) 1633439166
@GMB @kitmalthouse I haven't laughed until I cried for a long time. Hilarious.— The Wombat (@The Wombat) 1633452656
@GMB @kitmalthouse Made my morning. Cringeworthy but hilarious 😃😄😂— Di_walks (@Di_walks) 1633420272
15. Marbella
Finally, after all this, Mr Johnson is apparently on holiday in the Costa del Sol, angering members of the public who think he should be doing more important things.
Boris Johnson is reportedly holidaying in a luxury villa on Marbella as the cost of living crisis is in full swing… https://t.co/f3jC8HuUPW— Matthew Stadlen (@Matthew Stadlen) 1633815743
I'm a bit bored with everyone moaning about rising prices, food shortages and the petrol crisis, so I'm spending th… https://t.co/4cHvnGfh3y— Parody Boris Johnson (@Parody Boris Johnson) 1633818023
Boris has gone to a luxury villa in Marbella for a week long holiday not paid for by him. This bloke is an absolut… https://t.co/6WKAhAumu2— MJB 🤍 (@MJB 🤍) 1633851377
As Britons face soaring UK energy bills, rising Covid cases, benefit cuts, empty supermarket shelves and a petrol c… https://t.co/Jz9HnCIj89— Otto English (@Otto English) 1633814793
We could do with one ourselves after listing all this twaddle.