Politics
Kate Plummer
Oct 26, 2022
Indy
When Keir Starmer became leader of the Labour party in 2020, he probably didn't expect to chat to so many different Tories.
But after spending a couple of years rowing with Boris Johnson at the despatch box during PMQs, the disgraced PM resigned and Starmer quickly had to get to grips with a new opponent - Liz Truss.
Spare a thought for his communications team who probably spent hours working out how to completely nail her, only for her to show up three times and then resign, so now they have to work out all of Rishi Sunak's tricks.
Yes, Sunak is now the prime minister and after appointing his cabinet just yesterday, the new leader ticked off PMQs on his prime ministerial bucket list as he faced Starmer's scrutiny on his new appointments, his democratic mandate and his policies.
How did it go? As ever, we'll tell you what you need to know:
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Sunak: "I hope that they can be serious and grown-up," 8/10
Sunak started his PMQs session with some polite small talk acknowledging his new relationship with Starmer and with his best public school manners said while it was important to have "robust" debate during the weekly PMQs he hoped they would be conducted in a sensible manner.
Ah, this is the grown-up politics we've all been anticipating. How refreshing.
Sunak: "The party opposite remains soft on crime and in favour of unlimited immigration," 2/10
It lasted all of seconds, even shorter than Sunak's first speech as Tory leader, and when asked about the controversial reappointment of Suella Braverman to the cabinet as the home office minister, Sunak's mask slipped and he started jeering unsubstantiated nonsense.
Starmer gently reminded the PM that he ran the crown prosecution service (CPS) for five years, so calling him soft on crime was a bit of a bizarre charge, so Sunak bleated about "15,000 new police officers" and claimed Labour support a "lunatic protesting fringe" group, who we assume means Just Stop Oil.
Just nonsense.
\u201c"The party opposite are soft on crime" - says the Prime Minister who was fined LAST APRIL for breaking the law while Chancellor of the Exchequer\n#PMQs\u201d— Best for Britain (@Best for Britain) 1666782716
Starmer: "There's a new Tory at the top but as always with them: it's party first, country second," 9/10
What could Starmer do with all that? Well, the withering politician called Sunak "weak" and said he had done a "grubby deal" to maintain his grip on power by allowing Braverman, who breached the ministerial code by sending "sensitive" Home Office documents, to come back to cabinet. His accusation that the party is more interested in staying united than serving the country will resonate with a tired electorate who just want a general election.
\u201cThere may be a new face at the top.\n\nBut yet again they're choosing the Tory party first, and our country second.\n\nThe Tories crashed the economy, and now working people are paying the price. \n\nWe need a general election now. #PMQs\u201d— Rachel Reeves (@Rachel Reeves) 1666783459
Starmer: "I don't have to explain to the prime minister how non-dom status works, he already knows all about this," 6/10
Next, Starmer criticised high-value individuals in this country who pay tax abroad and couldn't resist making a dig about Sunak's wife and her tax arrangements. It was a bit of a cheap joke, but sometimes you have to meet people at their level.
\u201cStarmer: I don't need to tell the Prime Minister how non-dom status works, he knows all about that. It costs the treasury \u00a33.2bn a year. Why doesn't he get rid of it.\n\nSunak: Erm.... please await the Chancellors (delayed) plan\n\nBrutal #PMQs\u201d— Best for Britain (@Best for Britain) 1666783398
Sunak: "I know the right honourable gentleman rarely leaves North London," 1/10
Oh, here we go. Maybe the real reason Sunak let Braverman back in the cabinet was because he finds her "tofu" banter funny.
Yes, after Starmer fairly brought up footage of Sunak bragging about taking money out of deprived urban areas, all hope that we had an adult in charge to replace Truss and her fixation with an "anti-growth coalition" evaporated.
Prime ministers have been going on about Labour and North London since Boris Johnson was in office. Is this Johnson's most concrete legacy?
\u201cWow Rishi is really going for it, expecting him to declare war on the tofu eating wokerati any moment now #PMQs\u201d— Rosie Holt (@Rosie Holt) 1666782708
Sunak: "Our mandate was based on a manifesto we were elected on," 0/10
Sunak finished his clusterf**k performance by pretending people want him to be the PM.
It is a completely blinkered take to insist that, if elected in 2019, a party that then rotates through three prime ministers in the next few years, testing different policies like "Trussenomics", and working through completely different political environments like the coronavirus pandemic and the energy crisis is as legitimate as it was on the day it was elected.
You just have to look at any opinion poll to realise the country wants change, and for a few MPs to make that change for them by electing Sunak just isn't good enough.
If the Tory party can change its mind twice in seven weeks about who it wants to lead them, the country should have the same say in three years.
Verdict
If you didn't know that this was Sunak's first-ever attempt at PMQs, you might have guessed it.
The prime minister seemed stilted and panicked, and so rather than bring his own style to the house, appeared to start copying Johnson's habit of shouting random statistics about the government's record and accusing the Labour party of increasingly more ridiculous nonsense. Yes, we're talking about going on about North London.
And the thing about copying Johnson is, well Johnson, unfortunately, had a bit of charisma about him - or at least knew more archaic words that left people confused.
Sunak on the other hand speaks like a 15-year-old who is about to lose their debating competition.
Indeed, we'd call him a pound shop Boris Johnson, but he is far too rich for that analogy to make sense.
Here's what other people made of it:
\u201cStarmer\u2019s had three Shredded Wheat for breakfast.\n\nBattering Sunak\n\n #pmqs\u201d— Kevin Maguire (@Kevin Maguire) 1666782719
\u201c#PMQs just isn't the same since they moved to this new format of rotating guest Prime Ministers every week.\u201d— Count Binface (@Count Binface) 1666782148
\u201cWho needs to answer questions when you can have the sound of Tory MPs braying like demented jackasses instead?\n#PMQs\u201d— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody Rishi Sunak) 1666782697
\u201cSome initial thoughts on #PMQs\nTrying to remove any tribalism I have it was a decent display from both Starmer and Sunak \nLike two boxers in the first round of a big fight - jabbing away and looking for weaknesses \nSunak looked as though he was enjoying himself\u201d— Tim (@Tim) 1666783401
\u201cEvery punch Starmer tried to make was parried intelligently. The I told my party hard truths when running you told them fairytales line will resonate. #PMQs\u201d— Guido Fawkes (@Guido Fawkes) 1666783339
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