Welcome to Friday - a day that may feel a little like all the others, as they all merge into one in lockdown - but a cause for celebration, nonetheless.
It feels like there’s never a slow news day in 2021 – and certainly never a lack of meme creativity as a result. Here, we take a look at what has unfolded in this week’s news... as told by our favourite memes.
Monday: Orlando Bloom morning routine aftermath
An interview in this week’s The Sunday Times with pop star Orlando Bloom revealed his extravagant morning routine, including waking up at 6:30 am (but, like, he even doesn’t need to…), hiking naked, green-powdery breakfast, and chanting.
Of course, Twitter was quick to note how completely unrelatable it all was. Bloom’s lifestyle seems a million miles away from our lockdown lives of no haircuts, Netflix overkill and yet another soggy daily walk...
In case anyone is interested, I no longer fancy Orlando Bloom https://t.co/OCMm7WTgLu— Eve Simmons (@Eve Simmons) 1616340523
Me laughing with others at Orlando Bloom’s breakfast regime after consuming half a bag of Tangfastics this morning. https://t.co/0hqXjZiJNL— Jools Evelyn (@Jools Evelyn) 1616337005
Tuesday: Lockdown anniversary
Tuesday 23 March - marking exactly one year since Boris Johnson announced we were going into a national lockdown - was definitely a sobering day.
A day to reflect on the atrocities of the past 365 days, the lives lost, the time spent without friends and families, and the small glimmer of hope that remains for 2021 to become the year when we can all be together again.
But frankly, there has been enough sadness for one year, so let’s look at the memes that lifted the mood on Tuesday.
When you realise the one year anniversary of lockdown is longer than any of the relationships you've had. https://t.co/MbNG2LuG24— Superdry (@Superdry) 1616492688
Wednesday: A really big ship got really stuck
Okay, it is more important than that. The Ever Given ship is stuck in the Suez Canal - a waterway in Egypt which holds around 12 percent of the world’s trade. So, it’s a pretty big issue that it’s stuck.
But instead of focusing on the genuine concern that surrounds this true bit of economic catastrophe, let’s look at the jokes.
It’s 2021 and the world economy is frozen, watching a container ship in the Suez Canal do the “Austin Powers” for 3… https://t.co/KJ4ZEm2DdU— Derek Fox (@Derek Fox) 1616576542
@partialobs Ship now renamed Boaty McSuezBlockedFace?— Rob Tweed (@Rob Tweed) 1616697062
Suez memes. Go. https://t.co/35NxD4fyD9— Evergreen Intel (@Evergreen Intel) 1616608100
Thursday: Lucille Bluth
On 25 March, we heard the unfortunate news of the death of Jessica Walter, best known for her role as Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development.
Alongside heartfelt statements from those who were lucky enough to know Ms Walter, we were able to commemorate her through some of her most iconic moments as Mrs Bluth.
Dido https://t.co/IWHz6hDSp8— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens) 1616743055
RIP QUEEN I’ll be having a Lucille Bluth Breakfast Special in your honor 💔 https://t.co/8aP1JeY4O2— new year new reed (@new year new reed) 1616704643
Lucille Bluth is one of the funniest characters of all time. Rest in peace, Jessica Walter. https://t.co/XyRKSFyw7T— Allie Goertz (@Allie Goertz) 1616697377
Friday: Unusual Home Office expenses
Ah Friday... it’s like I haven’t seen you for a whole week.
Today, the internet went slightly berserk over a story about Home Office spending.
On the list, according to theThe Byline Times, was a bill for more than £5,000 at Primark and more than £77,000 connected to an eyebrow shop, but the Home Office later said the spending was for clothes for migrants and PPE, respectively.
Still, it didn’t stop a major meme frenzy...
Met Police form guard of honour for Priti Patel at the Home Office https://t.co/ZzJ2oscjkg— European Unity #FBPE #RejoinEU 🇪🇺💙 #JohnsonOut (@European Unity #FBPE #RejoinEU 🇪🇺💙 #JohnsonOut) 1616775884
And that’s all for now, folks. See you next week!