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Three years ago, Stormy Daniels changed the trajectory of everyone’s lives when she illustrated former U.S. President Donald Trump’s genitalia with excruciatingly vivid detail — something we, and he, will simply never forget.
In “Full Disclosure,” Daniels’ memoir in which she chronicles her alleged affair with Trump, she wrote that the twice impeached politician “knows he has an unusual penis,” then proceeded to describe it as having “a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”
“I lay there, annoyed that that I was getting f**ked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” Daniels recalled, adding that it was the “least impressive sex I have ever had.” That said, she later clarified that while Trump’s toadstool was “smaller than average,” it was not “not freakishly small.”
Toadstool of Mario Kart.Thomas Game Docs/YouTube.
This was upsetting information for literally everyone. But most of all, for Donald Trump, who allegedly took it upon himself to call Steph Grisham, his press secretary at the time, and personally refute these rumors via telephone.
Now writing her own book, The Washington Post reports that, according to Grisham’s forthcoming book titled “I’ll Take Your Questions Now, “ Mr. Trump “once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.”
Other shocking revelations from the book include Trump allegedly telling Putin, “I’m going to act a little tougher with you for a few minutes. But it’s for the cameras, and after they leave, we’ll talk. You understand.” Grisham also claims that Trump hid a colonoscopy appointment for fear of becoming the “butt of the joke,” and strangely cuts his own hair with “a huge pair of scissors that could probably cut a ribbon at an opening of one of his properties.”
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