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A father has inadvertently ruined Toy Story for scores of fans after he revealed a disturbing theory his daughter has about the films.
The resurfaced Twitter post went viral again, just in time for the release of Toy Story 4 in cinemas, and it's as relevant now that it was then.
Taking to Twitter, he wrote: “My daugjter [sic] just ruined Toy Story for ever.”
She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt [sic] know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse.
My daugjter just ruined Toy Story for ever. She said if one of the toys died Andy wouldnt know and he'd carry on playing with its corpse
Until this point the most pressing unanswered Toy Story question in our eyes has always been: 'If Buzz Lightyear doesn't think he's a toy why does he still pretend to be a toy whenever Andy walks in the room?' but this existential doozy just knocked it out of the park.
Toy Story fans are, for obvious reasons, not ok.
Uhh, what?
Fans of the movies were appalled at the striking logic.
Childhood = ruined.
The child wasn't the only one to have thought of this.
The theory is so morbid and people can't unlearn it.
People pointed out that toys never die.
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