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I can sing real soft. I can sing real loud, too.
I love a girl. She left me sad and blue and two and you and shoe and boo.
And I can sing like this.
And I will wake up all my neighbours' kids.
And I will sing until the cows come home.
Home.
Just kidding.
I wasn't kidding right then.
Hat-tip to the excellently-talented Dion Beary.
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