11 things that all men secretly experience

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that people are a mystery. More specifically, members of the opposite sex.

More specifically, men.

But it's okay, because the mystery sex have take to reddit to share all of the things that men secretly experience, to enlighten the rest of us.

You're welcome.

1. They have this painful-sounding thing

2. This is why they take big steps

3. If you thought that was it for the genital-related info...

4. You'd be wrong

5. Yep.

6. Still just genitals...

7. FINALLY, here's something about men and their friendships

8. Even if they're fleeting.

8. And an insight into what goes on in their heads

9. What sticks mean to them

10. Annnd back to genitals

11. *nods*

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