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Nigel Farage's speech makes more sense when you only read his notes

Nigel Farage's speech makes more sense when you only read his notes

Nigel Farage has delivered his keynote address of the Ukip conference, in Doncaster.

After a conference speech to forget for Labour leader Ed Miliband, the Ukip leader delivered his speech with just two pages of notes, which he - somewhat suspiciously - left behind on the lectern afterwards, only for them to be swiped by a Sky News team.

To save you the effort we've tried our best to translate the sometimes hard to read hand-written scrawlings.

The strange thing is the conference hall would probably have reacted in the same way if Farage had stood up and delivered this exact speech.

CONFERENCE SPEECH

1 YEAR ON VICTORY [ILLEGIBLE]WE DID IT

NOT EASY ESTABLISHMENT CLOSED RANKS

PAUL SYKES CAMPAIGN - STICK WITH US

EXPERTS SAID MEET AWAY - NOT

VOTING CHANGE + NEW BRAND POLITICS

Rejection of failure

DOUGLAS CARSWELL - BRAVE OCTOBER

Labour areas too - HEYWOOD + [ILLEGIBLE] JOHN [ILLEGIBLE]

DONCASTER MILIBAND ONE PARTY-STATE CORRUPTION

Voting system, child abuse - FAILURE

WE WILL BE OPPOSITION NORTH - TARGET SEATS

ROAD TO THE MANIFESTO - NOT A ONE MAN BAND

Tax - minimum wage, NHS, DEFICIT

FOREIGN POLICY FAILURE PAST - NON INTERVENTIONIST

LIBYA, SYRIA, BOMB AGAIN - NO PLAN

CAN'T WIN BOMBING

CAMERON - threat to [illegible] BRITAIN, - might reprisal

WAR HOME FRONT - NEED FIGHT 5th column, radicalisation schools + PRISONS

SHARIA LAW

ONE UNITED UP

[Second page]

HOME FRONT TIME OF CHANGE

Scottish referendum [illegible] change - ENGLAND VOICE

UK IMPOTENT SCHOOLS, hospitals

WHATEVER POLITICS - IMMIGRATION NO ISSUE

Numbers out of control, [illegible] GDP betrayal

This must change - ONLY UKIP ANSWER

We now represent hopes many people country,

UKIP positive political movement - WANT change

[illegible] Clegg - People's Army - see positive - tomorrow

Polling - just how well we are doing

[illegible] splitting vote

Going to win seat

VOTE UKIP GET UKIP

Hold balance for referendum

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