Gareth Southgate and his team are just hours away from England’s first major final since 1966.
Their historic clash against Italy follows ugly scenes at Wednesday’s semi-final, when fans booed opponents Denmark during their national anthem and one pointed a laser at Kasper Schmeichel’s face – leading to charges by UEFA.
Still, nothing seems able to dampen English spirits ahead of Sunday’s game, with supporters increasingly convinced that football could, this time, really be coming home.
That said, one US commentator has certainly managed to upset and enrage readers on the other side of the pond, with a deeply scathing article about what victory for the Three Lions would mean for the country’s “tortured psychology”.
The piece, titled ‘The National Psychodrama of England’s Euro 2020’ and published in New York Magazine’s ‘Intelligencer’, begins by describing “this summer of soccer” as dominated by England’s “monomaniacal levels of self-involvement.”
The author then suggests that whilst a win for Italy would be a “perfectly good story about a proud footballing nation fallen on hard times,” and victory for Denmark “would have been even better,” he’s “not sure I can bring myself to even speculate about what might happen” if England succeeds.
“The English themselves seem utterly confused about what a victory for this particular team would mean,” he continues.
“The national team has long borne the weight of England’s collective fears and anxieties. That the team has not won a major international tournament since the World Cup in 1966 — a hallowed historical moment — has been taken as a metaphor for a once-mighty empire’s sad decline on the global stage.”
He goes on to suggest that the country’s favourite chant of “it’s coming home” – taken from the song ‘Three Lions’ of course – is driven by the idea that “if England wins, soccer and all its attendant glories will have returned, at long last, to their proper place.”
He then names Jack Grealish as the squad’s indisputable “fan favourite”, branding him “a b-list version of David Beckham with floppy hair, a goofy grin, and thighs the size of Iberico hams,” and suggesting his popularity is largely driven by racist ideals.
“As it happens, the team’s actual best player in this tournament, Raheem Sterling, was born in Jamaica,” he adds.
The piece continues by calling out the “gall of Conservative politicians” for publicly celebrating the team they previously condemned for taking the knee before matches.
The writer ends by pointing to “the inevitable bedlam that will follow an England victory on Sunday.”
“What story will England tell?” he asks. “Will it be about a triumph of multiracialism and tolerance over bigotry and small-mindedness? Or a more chauvinistic notion of England made great again?
“The likely answer, unsatisfactory for all sides in England’s endless season of soul-searching, is that it will be both.”
The article has proven fiercely divisive on Twitter, with some users hailing it as an “outstanding piece,” and others condemning it as “absolute tosh”.
Here’s a look at some of the praise it has received:
Wasn’t expecting to, but I agree with most of this. English exceptionalism is something most English people have in… https://t.co/UJHglHfYRp— Alistair Brown (@Alistair Brown) 1625820030
Lots of English journalists getting mad about this, yelling "Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!", which is telling in and of itse… https://t.co/kwVO5xsA6G— Chris Applegate (@Chris Applegate) 1625819474
Yes, he misunderstands the song. Yes, there's that US cliché about imperial decline. But most of this article is no… https://t.co/ua2XrnSUky— Marcus Walker (@Marcus Walker) 1625825596
this is basically fine and significantly less bad than most british takes on, say, the US election https://t.co/fl3G279gbj— Luke Bailey (@Luke Bailey) 1625815600
And here’s what critics have had to say:
This is obviously written by someone who doesn't know football and obviously hates the England supporters. I would… https://t.co/HEKAWRTuwP— Fred Taylor (@Fred Taylor) 1625821245
@NYMag @RyuSpaeth Why didn’t you ask the writer what the song is about instead of just making up what you think it’… https://t.co/y05hS9euP9— Mike Hewitson (@Mike Hewitson) 1625781718
If I can make my own, niche contribution to the debate over this article, it very much feels to me like the sort of… https://t.co/g1xTVoVdNA— Peter Walker (@Peter Walker) 1625817703
In my five years of writing about America, I hope I was never this patronising or uncharitable. https://t.co/hPoP7jKMv5— Josh Glancy (@Josh Glancy) 1625773605
Genuinely one of the worst analyses I have read, that could have been instantly dispelled by speaking to some ordin… https://t.co/imPkimGjsY— Alex Hardy (@Alex Hardy) 1625819548
This is a needlessly churlish piece that completely misunderstands almost every aspect of what it seeks to discuss.… https://t.co/Q6a3DrzvM2— Chris Kirby (@Chris Kirby) 1625816418
Do American publications commission these essays on the UK as a posh form of clickbait? As in, the genre is not act… https://t.co/8GbbY2fcj3— Robert Colvile (@Robert Colvile) 1625815924
Is it a requirement in the US that anyone who writes opinion pieces about the UK should never have been here https://t.co/68gW4JM08x— will (@will) 1625817180
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