This man tried to rob a petrol station using a drawn on-beard as a disguise

A beard is a wonderful thing.

It can make a man appear more distinguished, or more of a hipster depending on your preference, it keeps you warm and can help ward off some forms of throat diesease.

However, this beard doesn't do any of those things.

Police are searching for a man who they believe might have robbed a petrol station in Florida while sporting a drawn on beard.

Yep. A drawn on beard. That's some disguise.

Authorities are offering a reward for anyone who knows anything about the man’s identity, but people are a bit too distracted by the fake facial furniture…

But, for clarification, witnesses described the bearded thief as male:

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