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Isobel van Hagen
Jan 17, 2021
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Over the past few months, we have not been short of Prime Minister Boris Johnson resorting to calling Labour leader Keir Starmer a variety of bizarre nicknames in response to legitimate questioning.
Here are five times Johnson employed cringey ‘dad-jokes’ to defend himself against Starmer.
1. Over the summer, Boris Johnson and Keir Starmer went head-to-head, with Johnson unable to properly answer questions about a coronavirus “second wave” (we are now in the third wave).
In response to Starmer’s line of questioning, the PM attacked the opposition leader’s for having “more briefs than Calvin Klein”.
The state of this scruffy, unhinged miscreant ranting about Calvin Klein underpants. Keir Starmer can only shake hi… https://t.co/S7aJFYOO3F— Mike P Williams (@Mike P Williams) 1594813294
2. Later on in July last year, Johnson tried to accuse Starmer of having “more flip flops than Bournemouth beach” (good one Boris) when Starmer pressed him on weak action in regards to UK national security.
Starmer had a zinger of his own prepared however, when he responded, “This is the former columnist who wrote two versions of every article he ever published.”
"Mr Speaker, pre-prepared gags on flip flops. This is the former columnist who wrote two versions of every article… https://t.co/jbTHoJalwI— Carolyn Harris MP (@Carolyn Harris MP) 1595416829
3. Johnson consistently refers to Starmer as “Captain Hindsight” – seemingly referencing that he changes his mind often.
Back in September, in the midst of the A-Levels algorithm fiasco, Johnson once again referred to Starmer as “Captain Hindsight” (a joke stolen from South Park).
Starmer had a quick response as usual: “The problem is the prime minister is governing in hindsight, that's why he's making so many mistakes”.
Keir Starmer - The problem is the Prime Minister is governing in hindsight, that's why he's making so many mistakes… https://t.co/KEo5KS0ZQl— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺) 1599045466
4. In November, Johnson used his ‘clever’ nickname again, calling Starmer “Captain Hindsight” as he faced questions about government finances during the pandemic and his flip-flop on free school meals.
“It’s entirely typical, I may say, of Captain Hindsight, that he now attacks our efforts to procure PPE when he said we were not going fast enough and now he says we’re going too fast,” Johnson said at the time.
The Prime Minister "talks about hindsight I say catch-up" fires back Keir Starmer to Boris Johnson's "Captain Hinds… https://t.co/p1PnByv3Ek— Max Finch (@Max Finch) 1605701819
Starmer retorted: “Talk about hindsight, I say catch up!”
5. Then just a few days ago, Johnson attempted to mock the opposition leader during an intense debate over the meager free school meals scandal.
Starmer accused the government guidance on school meals, as well as the school meals organised by Chartwells themselves, of being ‘shameful’.
Boris Johnson just said to me that the images of Free School Meals shared on social media were "disgraceful". But… https://t.co/BpLFsarwnS— Keir Starmer (@Keir Starmer) 1610541255
Johnson started his response by calling Starmer’s challenge “hypocritical and absurd” but was told to maintain a level of respect and discipline in the Commons and asked him to withdraw his comments.
He couldn’t even get to making up some kind of nickname, although he did try to “joke” that Marcus Rashford was better at holding the government to account than the opposition. Starmer didn’t miss as beat before doing just what the PM had accused him of failing to do – hold him to account.
In any case, we hope the political theatre between the two men ends soon, and they start actually addressing the pressing needs of the public they serve.
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