Donald Trump just went on a Twitter rant that was bizarre, even for him

Trump has woken up. And what does Trump do when he wakes up? He reaches for a phone and heads straight to Twitter.

Today’s dose of surreal micro-statements are especially weird.

Trump tweeted:

Stock market hits new high with longest winning streak in decades. Great level of confidence and optimism - even before tax plan rollout!

Then, 24 minutes later, he tweeted:

Leaking, and even illegal classified leaking, has been a big problem in Washington for years. Failing @nytimes (and others) must apologize!

The spotlight has finally been put on the low-life leakers! They will be caught!

If anyone can shed light on what exactly Trump is talking about, please do enlighten the rest of us.

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