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Harriet Marsden
Apr 10, 2017

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When you think of 'break up playlist', you think of 'Nothing Compares 2 U' by Sinead O'Connor or Adele's 'Someone Like you'.
19-year-old Kirsten Titus had a rather different idea for a 'break up playlist'.
Titus and 20-year-old Wyatt Hall met at Brigham Young University - but it seems she missed the "How Not To Dump A Guy" seminar.
Titus told BuzzFeed News that the pair had gone on "a lot of creative dates", including planting a cactus on a mountain, a.k.a. the single most romantic experience possible between two humans.
But after a little while, Titus decided they were "better as friends".
So she decided to let Hall know in a tuneful way...
With a Spotify playlist.
(Shout out to any millennials who remember when it wasn't acceptable to dump people over the phone).
Her supportive sister ratted her out on Twitter...
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Want To
Kiss Me
Because
I Am
Kinda Lovin
Someone Else
But
We Can Still Be Friends
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Ouch.
Titus didn't seem too happy...
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Although judging by the 5,000 retweets and almost 10,000 likes, everyone else was.
But some had harsh words for Titus the Betrayer..
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Even poor Wyatt had something to say...
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A more obvious choice might have been...
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This Shakespearean tale had it all - love, rejection, sibling conflict, mixed messages, someone called Titus...
But from this, we learn an important lesson.
Or a Spotify playlist.
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