Every country's tourism slogan, in one map

Tourism is to international relations what two kittens play-fighting is to professional wrestling.

The mechanics are still roughly the same, but one is much more light-hearted.

One of the things that makes tourism so fun is the meaningless slogans countries come up with to market themselves to indecisive and easily influenced holidaymakers.

And now there’s a map, courtesy of Family Break Finder, showing every country’s logo:

Here are some of the highlights:

1. Be our guest

- Turkey, closeted Beauty and the Beast fan.

2. All within your reach

- The United States of America - a simply huge country.

3. Everything is here

- The ever prosaic and practical Honduras.

4. Timeless charm

- Vietnam reaching for Brad Pitt.

5. Home of amazing moments

- The UK, which seems a little selective at present.

6. Jump into Ireland

- Ireland, the country apparently without any airports.

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