For the majority of couples, a good night’s sleep is all about routine - which typically means sleeping on your designated side of the bed.
After all, most people choose a side of the bed and stick to it, which is why a recent tweet about a couple who never picked sides has sent the internet into an uproar.
On 26 July, Jeff Stein tweeted: “Several months ago, a couple we are friends with said they don’t sleep on the same side of the bed every night.
“As in, every night when they get into bed, they don’t know who will sleep on which side. Still blows my mind.”
Understandably, the chaos this lack of routine must cause resulted in an outpouring of concern and confusion from people who cannot fathom such a life.
I've wrapped my head around some pretty strange concepts in my time but this is beyond any such wrapping. https://t.co/iLoq1yILnZ— Iza Hibernating, Do Not Disturb Til Warm Again (@Iza Hibernating, Do Not Disturb Til Warm Again) 1564260161
@JStein_WaPo I broke up with someone who wanted to do this— politics and poetry❤️🎄❤️ (@politics and poetry❤️🎄❤️) 1564199015
@JStein_WaPo Bold of you to admit you’re friends with serial killers publicly.— Alanah Pearce (@Alanah Pearce) 1564290748
“How could anyone LIVE with this kind of uncertainty?” one person asked.
Another said: “This would end my marriage on night two.”
Others simply described their normal sleeping behaviours, which include choosing the same side of the bed each night.
“This is chaos. My wife and I tried to switch sides and it was the worst night of sleep I’ve ever had. Including when we had a newborn,” one man tweeted.
@JStein_WaPo If one of us accidentally falls asleep on the wrong side, we need to wake up and move. My god, we aren’t animals.— Matt REAL❄️AF🤘😝🤘 (@Matt REAL❄️AF🤘😝🤘) 1564274409
@JStein_WaPo If my wife is out of town I still sleep on my side of the bed.— Sen. Alf Ranken (@Sen. Alf Ranken) 1564199456
@JStein_WaPo Not only do we sleep on same side of the bed every night, the dogs also sleep in pretty much the exact same spots every night.— Karthik (@Karthik) 1564194297
Someone else said: “22 years, six houses, five dogs, two mattresses, same side of the bed ALWAYS.”