Bartenders reveal what the drink you order really says about you

The wisdom of a bartender knows no bounds; armed with a shaker, a near endless supply of alcohol and juice, this man or woman can see into your soul.

One drink order at a time.

To that effect, bartenders have been sharing their knowledge about what your drink order says about you on Reddit:

1. White rum, no ice. Pour as tall a glass as you can. Cup of water on the side

Probably an alcoholic.

-enigmical

2. Big group of girls or guys and they order a round of Cokes or Lemonades

You like to smuggle alcohol into bars.

-CarveryHam

3. Cheap beer

Broke university student.

-VincintVanGoFucUrSlf

4. Dealer's choice

Have major FOMO.

-INSIDIOUS_ROOT_BEER

5. Long Island iced tea.

Planning to get smashed.

-canadian_air

6. Wild Turkey (bourbon) on the rocks.

You had a rough day.

-Prahfi

7. Four horsemen

You just turned 21.

-GorgeousFreak616

8. Red Bull and Hennessy (cognac)

You probably won’t tip.

-verluci

9. Craft beer

You're a hipster (if the beard didn't already give you away).

-eatshittake

10. Martini ‘shaken not stirred’

You give into peer pressure easily and make poor life choices.

-Vani11aGori11a7

11. JD and Coke

You’re in a band.

-IcemanoEA

12. Mead

You play way too much RPG.

-Big_brodog

Order wisely.

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