Danielle Sinay
Oct 17, 2021
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It was the best of reviews, it was the worst of reviews. Or, in these cases in particular, they were the shortest, strangest, and/or simply most blunt of them.
We rounded up the funniest and strangest reviews of classic books we could find on GoodReads - the home of some of the most cutting, brutal and succinct views around.
Now, we’re reconsidering all of our favorite high school reads. (Mainly Catcher in the Rye.)
Enjoy!
Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy
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Guess Tolstoy never got the memo?
As I Lay Dying, William Faulkner
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In a way they’re not...wrong?
1984 (Nineteen Eighty-Four), George Orwell
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Big Brother is not pleased by either of these.
Catcher in the Rye, J.D. Salinger
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Okay, ouch.
Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Hey, whatever works.
Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
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Oh, okay. That tracks.
Hamlet, William Shakespeare
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Something’s rotten in the state of the review section.
Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë
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Whatever floats your boat, Cristin.
Little Women, Louisa May Alcott
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We can get on board with any classic chick lit Taylor Swift crossover.
Lord of the Flies, William Golding
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This isn’t even a bad synopsis.
Moby Dick, Herman Melville
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Well. It’s factually correct.
Mrs. Dalloway, Virginia Woolf
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She’s trying to buy them for herself, Nate!
Of Mice and Men, John Steinbeck
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Evergreen review. Relatable. Five stars.
Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, James Joyce
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Moocoow is literally the 14th word in the book, and then the 22nd. Surely Nathan must have been pleased.
Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen
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Duly noted.
Romeo and Juliet, William Shakespeare
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Extremely fair analysis.
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Mark Twain
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Another solid analysis. Kids these days! (Or...a century ago.)
The Old Man and the Sea, Ernest Hemingway
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Yeah, and tell Moby Dick’s Ishmael to just get over the whale? Not happening, Matt!
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
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Hey, you don’t know that.
The Stranger, Albert Camus
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Definitely going to use this to get out of conversations. “You know who you remind me of? Have you read The Stranger?”
Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë
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Ah, a bittersweet conclusion: Contemporary and classics colliding.
And scene.
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