Harry Fletcher
Mar 15, 2022
LBC
Elon Musk thinks he’s worked out how to end the Russian invasion of Ukraine – by challenging Vladimir Putin to "single combat".
The Tesla billionaire baffled the internet this week after offering to take on the Russian leader in a bid to end the conflict.
It comes after he previously joked about sending “space dragons with lasers” to Ukraine to help the country defend itself, while he actually made a difference by providing the country with internet via SpaceX’s Starlink satellites.
While he was thanked by Ukraine for the gesture, his latest proposal seems slightly less helpful by comparison.
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He made the bizarre proposition in a tweet, writing: “I hereby challenge Владимир Путин [Vladimir Putin] to single combat.
“Stakes are Україна [Ukraine].”
In another post, he tagged the official account for the Kremlin, asking in Russian: “Do you agree to this fight?”
It’s all a bit silly, but it has got us thinking – who would actually win in a fight between the unlikely opponents?
I hereby challenge\n\u0412\u043b\u0430\u0434\u0438\u043c\u0438\u0440 \u041f\u0443\u0442\u0438\u043d \nto single combat\n\nStakes are \u0423\u043a\u0440\u0430\u0457\u043d\u0430— Elon Musk (@Elon Musk) 1647256162
One person who does know a thing or two about these things is Ukrainian boxer-turned-Mayor of Kyiv Vitaliy Klitschko, who seemed to like the idea.
He responded to Musk's tweet with flexed biceps emojis, and other social media users have a few things to say about it too.
Many pointed out that Putin has a black belt in judo (or at least he did until the World Taekwondo governing body announced last month that it was withdrawing the honorary belt). He is also a former member of the KGB, with his background standing him in good stead over Musk – and he can clearly handle himself.
Who would win in a fight between Elon Musk and Vladimir Putin? Getty
On the other hand, Musk previously revealed that he trained a little in karate, taekwondo, judo and jiu-jitsu when he was younger in an interview with Joe Rogan.
As one social media user pointed out, Musk’s height advantage could make him the favourite. Musk stands at 184cm and Putin at 169cm, and there’s also a 19-year age difference between them.
Plenty of people have joined in the debate online (including Jake Paul, who is keen to see the fight happen) and opinion is split. Here are a selection of the verdicts, as well as some of the funniest reactions.
Genuinely one of the most pathetic things I\u2019ve ever seenpic.twitter.com/r10IKqWKZb— isi baehr-breen (its pronounced \u2018izzy\u2019) (@isi baehr-breen (its pronounced \u2018izzy\u2019)) 1647304877
10,000 retweets and I\u2019ll make Elon Musk Vs. Putin boxing match happen\n\nUndercard:\nKanye West Vs. Pete Davidson\n\nMe Vs. Mcgregor In MMA— Jake Paul (@Jake Paul) 1647282467
The head of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, advised Elon Musk not to compete with Putin:\n\n\u201cElon Musk, I would not advise you to compete with Putin. Too different weight categories. And it's not even about martial arts or, for example, judo. How do you imagine it?pic.twitter.com/etXJ0Mva9P— Spriter (@Spriter) 1647296273
putin vs elon muskpic.twitter.com/7s6Aesqt65— no context the office (@no context the office) 1647277214
Elon Musk challenges Vladimir Putin to a fight, after finally working out how to make this Ukraine thing all about him.— Have I Got News For You (@Have I Got News For You) 1647266870
Elon musk thinking he would win a fight against Putin is extremely funny and a would sincerely like to see it— Worldview Heinrichian (@Worldview Heinrichian) 1647303552
Elon Musk fighting Putin, this is the war I signed up for... pic.twitter.com/IJe1upRAex— Rashu\ud83c\udf38\ud83d\udc7b (@Rashu\ud83c\udf38\ud83d\udc7b) 1647260586
Elon Musk challenged Putin to a fight. He's such an idiot.— Gator\u26a1Gum\uea00 (@Gator\u26a1Gum\uea00) 1647271116
WHY @elonmusk wins against Putin in a fight:\n\n1. Musk has trained in karate, taekwondo, judo, & Brazilian jiu-jitsu. That means Elon has SOME skill.\n\n2. Putin received a black belt in Taekwondo. BUT, his belt was revoked, so therefore Putin has ZERO skill.\n\nSome skill > no skill.— Meet Kevin (@Meet Kevin) 1647290451
Elon Musk: "I hereby challenge Vladimir Putin to single combat, stakes are Ukraine. Do you agree to this fight? I'm absolutely serious."\n\nSince when does 's richest man casually challenge the head of a nuclear power to a 1v1 battle in the midst of war? I think reality's broken.https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1503327421839417344\u00a0\u2026— Stefan Antonino \ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfb6 \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf2 (@Stefan Antonino \ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfb6 \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf2) 1647267159
I\u2019m all for Mr Musk maaan but y\u2019all have to remember where Putin began.https://twitter.com/ppathole/status/1503440014277251073\u00a0\u2026— Midnightdelight (@Midnightdelight) 1647352868
It is, of course, a lot of hot air. While we’d actually quite like to see a Rock IV-style montage of them preparing to take each other on, it’s merely the stuff of social media posturing.
But still, the verdict on a hypothetical fight between them is up in the air.
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