This conspiracy theory about Prince Harry's wedding is perfect

Prince Harry's engagement to actress and activist Meghan Markle might not be as romantic as you first thought.

One Twitter user cannily theorised that the union is nothing more than a devious plan by Brits who are seriously dedicated to biding their time.

Here is the theory in full:

Some were convinced of the plot.

Brits seemed less keen on the idea than Americans.

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