Donald Trump goes up against an avocado in an opinion poll, loses

He may be second behind only Jeb Bush in approval ratings for early decision states in the Republican presidential nomination race, but things look a whole lot different for Donald Trump online.

Following his comments about Mexican immigrants being "rapists" and drug users, the comb-overed billionaire has lost in a popularity contest to an avocado...

In fact, at time of publication he'd received less than 10 per cent of the guacomole-making fruit's share of the vote. Which basically means people would rather have an inanimate object in the White House than Donald Trump.

Sorry Don.

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