We have so many questions about the 'Dildo Drone'

Warning: Some of the content in this article is NSFW

It's a well observed phenomenon that tech is usually designed with men, and male pleasure, in mind.

But somehow, we don't think the invention of the Dildo Drone ("hands free masturbation!") is going to do much to address the balance.

The newest use for a drone doesn't appear to be a legit product for sale, which is probably just as well, since the company's other supposed product is a selfie stick with a knob on the end of it.

Leaving that aside for now, our initial thoughts on the Dildo Drone are as follows.

1. That is a very furious shade of pink.

2. Why is it so pointy?

3. It sort of looks a bit too insect-like to be sexy. Or maybe we're wrong.

4. Why isn't it called the 'Dildrone'?

5. What is the battery life on that thing?

That's enough internet for today, kids. Let's go home now.

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