There's definitely something wrong with the menu options on this fancy wedding invite

Whether to go for the big, stodgy option (and line the stomach before the long evening of drinking), or whether to go for the ligther option (so you're not too bloated before the long evening of drinking). It's one of the many big dilemmas at a wedding.

Whether or not to eat a human child is not usually one of those dilemmas...

A picture of the invite was uploaded to Reddit with the caption:

I'll have the 10-year-old, please, medium rare...

We're guessing the happy couple might want a refund from their card designers.

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