This guy's thread about a man living in his ceiling is the terrifying Halloween story you didn't ask for

If you tend to turn off the horror movie if it has the words, "based on true events," this story is definitely not for you.

In the run up to the creepy celebration, people have been sharing stories about strange, unexplainable and scary things that have gone down in their lives.

Enter Grady Hendrix.

This Twitter user decided to get into the spirit of Halloween by sharing a terrifying story about the man who lived - and died - in the vents in his house.

As you do.

The thread, which you can read below is as scary - and ridiculous - as you're probably thinking.

Here it is:

After finding out that they was a whole human chugging his milk from the carton, he woke his parents up.

But by the time they came down, the man had disappeared.

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